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ne of several things could have just happened if you're reading this. The most likely excuse is that gnomes have stolen the page, turned it into their eternal butt monkey, and tried to use its blood to end the world (again). Unfortunately the page went on a date with one of the gnomes - which turned out being a demon instead - and is now either getting lucky or in big trouble (we're not sure which). We thought about going to save the page, but then we remembered that we broke the elusive Yellow Crayon (which could have prevented this whole fiasco in the first place). Until we figure out what the hell happened, you can try to backtrack your footsteps. Or you can just give up. |
